Sunday, November 2, 2025
All Souls Day
Saturday, October 25, 2025
Some Scifaiku, Horrorku, And Related Poetry
Creative Solution
A doctor from South Aldersgate,
when asked why he never does date,
said, "Dating’s a pain,
and so I’ll refrain.
Besides, I can make my own mate."
despite some warnings
he started the new device
and
dental mishap
vampire faces centuries
of just blood pudding
at his sentencing
vampire grows even paler -
life without parole
mining rights sold
the full moon becomes
only a crescent
Halloween costume -
werewolf considers options
but full moon decides
time travel mishap -
alternative history
no longer fiction
she suddenly recognized
the werewolf's cologne.
Prolific Stephen King
can make horror out of anything.
His wife fears what he'd do
if he tried to barbecue.
apocalypse comes -
our final embrace will last
an eternity
through the rubble
a three-legged dog carries
a tibia
robot's Valentine
card bears the image of a
mechanical heart
supernova -
on some planet are wise ones
following its light?
Life form,
so alien
people run from it in
terror, is itself so aghast
it flees.
on the asteroid
slow dancing
in fading Earthlight
trying to recall
the species at the cantina -
pregnancy test
alien banquet -
host's toothy smile reveals bits
of missing crewman
two moons
rise above the
lunatic asylum
inspiring the Martian inmates
to howl
snow on snow on snow –
spring on the new colony
still two years away
the calculations
off by a decimal point -
debris field explained
researcher turns on
interdimensional door -
Who’s that knocking?
blind date takes
unexpected turn
her tattoos move
watching as the clone
learns to ride a bicycle -
sense of déjà vu
A doctor from South Aldersgate (limerick) Weird Tales August/September 2006
alien banquet - Random Planets 2019
apocalypse comes – Scifaikuest AUG 2021 PRINT
at his sentencing - Scifaikuest November 2023
blind date takes - Scifaikuest November 2023
Clouds shrouding (saturne) - Scifaikuest February 2023
Halloween costume (werewolf) – Scifaikuest online, February 2023
Last words (saturne) - Scifaikuest February 2023
“life form” (cinquain) in Scifaikuest May 2018
mining rights sold” Random Planets 2019
mining rights sold Rochester Area Haiku Group 2020 Members’ Anthology
mirror with a painting (vampire teen) – Failed Haiku Volume 7 Issue 74 (February 2022)
New colonist (saturne) - Scifaikuest February 2023
on the asteroid - Scifaikuest February 2019
researcher turns on - Scifaikuest November 2023
Robot’s valentine - Scifaikuest, February 2017
snow on snow on snow – Scifaikuest AUG 2021 ONLINE
Supernova - Scifaikuest – online – February 2017
the calculations Scifaikuest AUG 2021 ONLINE
The thirsting (saturne) - Scifaikuest February 2023
through the rubble - Scifaikuest AUG 2021 PRINT
time travel mishap – Scifaikuest online, February 2023
trying to recall - Skifaikuest February 2019
trying to recall – Failed Haiku Volume 7 Issue 74 (February 2022)
two moons (cinquain) – Random Planets 2019
watching as the clone – Failed Haiku Volume 7 Issue 74 (February 2022)
Thursday, October 23, 2025
Weighing In
the patron of all those who suffer
with stomach ailments and obesity.
You are also called upon as a helper
for all those attempting to diet and lose weight.
Please intercede for me today
and help me to control
my desires and compulsions,
so that I may fix my appetite
on the glory of heaven.
Amen.
Monday, October 20, 2025
It'll Come To Me ...
Wednesday, October 15, 2025
Once More, Ancestry Updates
Ireland (Northern Ireland and - new - Ulster): 41%
England and Northwestern Europe: 38%
Denmark (new) 10%
Scotland: 6%
Iceland (a new region!): 3%
Germanic Europe: 2%
Here are other previous results:
August 2022.
Ireland 42%
England & Northwestern Europe 35%
Scotland 16%
Sweden & Denmark 7%
May 2022
Ireland 39%
England & Northwestern Europe 29%
Scotland 28%
Sweden & Denmark 4%
So now more Irish, English/Western Europe, and Sweden/Denmark, less Scottish. And overall less Celtic.
They have updated multiple times as they have gotten more people in their data base -
September 2021
Scotland - 57%
Ireland - 33% (with ties to Donegal)
England and Northwestern Europe - 10%.
2020
Scotland - 54%
Ireland (with strong links to Donegal) - 29%
England and Northwestern Europe - 13%
Wales - 3%
Norway - 1%
2018
Ireland/Scotland/Wales - 58 %.
Great Britain - 36 %.
Scandinavia is now Sweden, and dropped to just 4 %.
Germanic Europe - 2 %.
2014
Ireland - 56 %
Scandinavia - 16 %
Great Britain - 10 %
Iberian Peninsula - 8 %
Western Europe - 5 %
A few odd traces - 3 %
Saturday, October 4, 2025
"Surviving" The Government Shutdown: Day Four
Got up
Made a cup of coffee.
Went to men’s group for breakfast, prayers, and discussion.
Completed a shift for 40 Days for Life outside Planned Parenthood, joinng others in praying.
Went home.
Washed, cut up, and removed the seeds from hot peppers from our garden to ready them for freezing.
Made lunch (leftovers). Included some slices of hot peppers to add some spice.
Checked emails, responded to some.
Took dog for his afternoon walk, a mile around the neighborhood.
Downloaded from my camera the pictures I took at last night’s Transitus Mass (for St. Francis of Assisi), selecting and editing some for inclusion in the newsletter I’ll be editing tomorrow.
Practiced the Mass readings for tomorrow in preparation for lectoring at the 9 a.m. Mass.
Read a chapter of an Agatha Christie mystery (Sleeping Murder).
Beat the computer at Scrabble.
Later I will practice guitar, play with the dog in the yard, watch some television with my wife, work on the newsletter, read some more Christie and some of a biography of St. Catherine of Siena, and say my evening/night prayers before going to bed.
Right now it’s 3:15. The sun is shining. The dog is sleeping at my feet. The birds are at the bird feeder. I’m listening to The Hillbilly Thomists.
What was that about some sort of a shutdown somewhere?
Tuesday, September 30, 2025
Not In The Bible, But ...
The other Apostles have gone into town to get some food.
“Can I ask you something, John,” Jesus said.
“Anything, Master,” John replied brightly.
“Well, I’ve been thinking about what might happen after I go.”
“GO?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? CAN I COME WITH YOU?”
“Be at peace. I’m not leaving now. But what if I, oh, got arrested or something like that.”
Tears streamed down John’s face.
“They…they couldn’t. They wouldn’t.”
“Of course. But just hypothetically, if I had to go for a while, what do you think of Andrew to run things for a while?”
“He’s just a follower, not a leader.”
“I suppose. Maybe I should put an X through his name. But Thomas, now he’s no follower.”
“Thomas? He’s so negative and cynical. He keeps saying things like “Prove it.”
“Hmm. You have a point. Of course, he is intelligent.”
“So is Matthew, but who’d listen to him.”
“Really?”
“Yes. He was a tax collector. I know he reformed and we’re supposed to forgive and all, but still, some don’t trust him.”
“Who doesn’t trust him?”
“Judas, for one.”
“Ah, yes, Judas. Sharp fellow.”
“Judas? Yes. Everyone respects him. You can count on him to get things done.”
“True, Judas has everyone’s trust.”
“I guess if you have to pick anyone, Judas would be a good one. He’s smart. He’s good with money. You get a sense he knows what he’s doing.”
Jesus chuckled.
“Not like Simon,” he said. “He means well, but …”
John laughed.
“Poor Simon. He keeps messing up. And there’s that mother-in-law of his. Oy! Oh, he tries hard, and everybody likes him, but he’s not the brightest fellow.”
“I like the fact that he acts with his heart and not just his head,” Jesus said.
“Head? Sometimes I think he has rocks in his head.”
Jesus nodded and smiled.
“Rocks? Interesting description.”
“If you want my advice, Judas is your man,” John said.
Jesus sighed. “Yes, I think Judas is capable of playing a bigger role.”
“As for Simon,” John added, “well, heaven only knows what he’ll end up doing.”