Thursday, September 30, 2021
Assisi Sunset (haiku)
Wednesday, September 29, 2021
The Devil
bakes delicious
spiritual
chocolate chip
cookies,
then puts
a tainted chip
in each cookie
to poison
our souls.
Tuesday, September 28, 2021
A Franciscan Legend
Then he came upon an almond tree.
“Brother Almond,” he said, “speak to me of God.”
And the almond tree blossomed.
Bad Haiku Contest Winners
Clem’s birthday shotgun
provided the Christmas feast –
Rudolph’s final flight
Fruitcake
Aunt Ann’s old fruitcake
arrived for Christmas again
(no, not Uncle Ed)
Scurry Christmas
over the river
and through the woods we scurry –
in-laws still find us
What’s the poop?
Next year, Santa, please
along with your reindeer bring
a pooper scooper
Stale Cookies
finding stale cookies
Santa raids the cheapskate’s fridge –
ah, a pecan pie
Sleep?
folks in their beds with
visions of credit card bills
dancing in their heads
Gingerbread cookies
half-eaten cookie
clutched in Santa’s stiff fingers –
wicked witch cackles
Ned makes the naughty list
prone beneath the tree
an unconscious Santa Claus –
Ned’s booby trap worked
Beep … beep
Christmas morning Mass –
during Father’s homily
beeps from new game boys
Practical joke
practical joke with
Ex Lax explains why reindeer’s
Something to Chew On ( a rediscovered poem)
Something to chew on
sitting off to the side
in the back.
I looked down.
The kneeler was up.
Underneath the kneeler
was ...
... gum.
Not just one wad.
A gathering of gums.
White, peach, pink, red.
Gum on wood.
Gum on gum.
Gum on gum on gum.
I looked at the kneelers around me.
No gum.
Just this one.
Maybe this was the pew
a chewer
regularly occupied
slipping in
suddenly realizing she (or he?)
was still chewing
and not wanting to swallow
before Communion
discarded it here.
Maybe it was a kid
who thought it was cool
to stick it
to the Holy Man.
Maybe one chewer did it first
and with the taboo broken
subsequent chewers
just stuck with the practice.
Maybe they figured
that by sticking it there
they were hiding their transgressions.
Maybe there was no thought involved at all.
It crossed my mind that maybe
they should have used a tissue or paper
and not the bottom of the kneeler
and should have shown more respect
for God's house.
I could have been angry or upset
but today my mind
got stuck
on something else.
Being a chewer
of matters metaphorical
I thought of how many times
we come to Mass
chewing on
angers
resentments
jealousies
and suddenly remembering
Whom
we are about to receive
we try to discard
those things
to make us ready.
At the right time
I put the kneeler down
and knelt
on the padded top
knowing that beneath
was a foundation of things
someone hoped that someone else would not notice.
But the Janitor will notice.
Ah
another metaphor
to chew on.
Bad Haiku Friday
a mall in driving distance -
bad combination
a trip to the mall
is one of the five pillars
of consumerism
with cheese on tortilla chips -
wife need never know
guitar for middle schoolers-
striking the right chord
Sunday, September 26, 2021
Going Papal
Pacem in Terris by Pope John XXIII
Humanae Vitae by Pope Paul VI
Evangelium Vitae by Pope John Paul II
Laudato Si Pope Francis I
Rerum Novarum by Pope Leo XIII
Providentissimus Deus by Pope Leo XIII
Pascendi Dominici Gregis by Pope Pius X
Quas Primas by Pope Pius XI
Casti Connubii, Pope Pius XI
Humani Generis by Pope Pius XII
Redemptor Hominis by Pope John Paul II
Veritatis Splendor by Pope John Paul II
Fides et Ratio by Pope John Paul II
Caritas in Veritate by Pope Benedict XVI
Deus Caritas Est by Pope Benedict XVI
Rochester Chesterton Conference 2021
After a two-year covid pause, Rochester hosted its 17th Chesterton Conference - now called the Fr. Leo Hetzler Conference in honor of the late Chesterton scholar.
The conference drew an enthusiastic crowd to St. John the Evangelist Church - St. John Fisher College, which hosted the previous conferences was not available - heard about Poetry: Fruit of Christian Joy.
Saturday, September 25, 2021
Reading - Part II
Friday, September 24, 2021
Autumn Leaves Cinquain
Thursday, September 23, 2021
Autumn Cinquain
Wednesday, September 22, 2021
Hochul Abortion Clerihew
Monday, September 20, 2021
Ancestry's At It Yet Again
Scotland - 57%
Ireland - 33% (with ties to Donegal)
England and Northwestern Europe - 10%.
The results in 2020 were:
Scotland - 54%
Ireland (with strong links to Donegal) - 29%
England and Northwestern Europe - 13%
Wales - 3%
Norway - 1%
Sunday, September 19, 2021
Reading
Jim Chee Clerihew
Officer Jim Chee studied the remains of a flea. Although respect for nature is part of his Navajo beliefs, he didn't appreciate this critter getting into his briefs.
Saturday, September 18, 2021
One of my favorite saints: Joseph of Cupertino
Saint Joseph of Cupertino
Joseph of Cupertino is most famous for levitating at prayer. Already as a child, Joseph showed a fondness for prayer. After a short career with the Capuchins, he joined the Conventual Franciscans. Following a brief assignment caring for the friary mule, Joseph began his studies for the priesthood. Though studies were very difficult for him, Joseph gained a great deal of knowledge from prayer. He was ordained in 1628.
Joseph’s tendency to levitate during prayer was sometimes a cross; some people came to see this much as they might have gone to a circus sideshow. Joseph’s gift led him to be humble, patient, and obedient, even though at times he was greatly tempted and felt forsaken by God. He fasted and wore iron chains for much of his life.
The friars transferred Joseph several times for his own good and for the good of the rest of the community. He was reported to and investigated by the Inquisition; the examiners exonerated him.
Joseph was canonized in 1767. In the investigation preceding the canonization, 70 incidents of levitation are recorded.
- From Franciscan Media
Pax et bonum
Thursday, September 16, 2021
Latest Reads: Three Mysteries
I have read fewer of the Havill's book, but I still enjoy them, as I did this one. He offers interesting characters and good plots. Rather than doses of Native American elements, he offers interesting glimpses of Hispanic/Mexican culture. And It's fun to remember when he was my teacher in high school!
Thursday, September 9, 2021
Songs Sung Biblical
Theme Songs for Bible Characters
Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"
Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"
Esther: "I Feel Pretty"
Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"
Moses: "The Wanderer"
Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"
Samson: "Hair"
Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"
Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Joshua: "Good Vibrations"
Peter: "I'm Sorry"
Esau: "Born To Be Wild"
Jeremiah: "Take This Job and Shove It"
The Wise Men: "When You Wish Upon a Star"
Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"
Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"
Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"
Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"
Ways to Enjoy French Toast
Without mustard
Naked
Listening to Edgar Winters’ “Frankenstein”
Only if
On the jungle gym
Dancing erratically
Thinking of dada
In translation
Holistically
With someone who speaks Swahili
Dryly
Nodding at a crying mime
Looking at her
Open eyed
Interminably
During the High Middle Ages
Reading Hungarian haiku
Yo-yoing
Watching midnight creature feature movies
Smiling at someone who doesn’t notice
During the American Revolution
Disturbingly
With toothpicks
While sipping mead
On every third Tuesday
Pax et bonum
Wednesday, September 8, 2021
Blessed Claudio Granzotto
Blessed Claudio Granzotto
Born in Santa Lucia del Piave near Venice, Claudio was the youngest of nine children and was accustomed to hard work in the fields. At the age of 9, he lost his father. Six years later, he was drafted into the Italian army, where he served more than three years.
His artistic abilities, especially in sculpture, led to studies at Venice’s Academy of Fine Arts, which awarded him a diploma with the highest marks in 1929. Even then he was especially interested in religious art. When Claudio entered the Friars Minor four years later, his parish priest wrote, “The Order is receiving not only an artist but a saint.” Prayer, charity to the poor, and artistic work characterized his life which was cut short by a brain tumor. He died on the feast of the Assumption, August 15, 1947, and was beatified in 1994. His liturgical feast is celebrated on March 23.
- From Franciscan Media
Tuesday, September 7, 2021
Saturday, September 4, 2021
Fatima Shrine
Thursday, September 2, 2021
Blessed John Francis Burté and Companions
Blessed John Francis Burté and Companions
These priests were victims of the French Revolution. Though their martyrdom spans a period of several years, they stand together in the Church’s memory because they all gave their lives for the same principle. In 1791, the Civil Constitution of the Clergy required all priests to take an oath which amounted to a denial of the faith. Each of these men refused and was executed.
John Francis Burté became a Franciscan at 16 and after ordination taught theology to the young friars. Later he was guardian of the large Conventual friary in Paris until he was arrested and held in the convent of the Carmelites.
Appolinaris of Posat was born in 1739 in Switzerland. He joined the Capuchins and acquired a reputation as an excellent preacher, confessor, and instructor of clerics. Preparing for his assignment to the East as a missionary, he was in Paris studying Oriental languages when the French Revolution began. Refusing the oath, he was swiftly arrested and detained in the Carmelite convent.
Severin Girault, a member of the Third Order Regular, was a chaplain for a group of sisters in Paris. Imprisoned with the others, he was the first to die in the slaughter at the convent.
These three plus 182 others—including several bishops and many religious and diocesan priests—were massacred at the Carmelite house in Paris on September 2, 1792. They were beatified in 1926.
Born in 1737, John Baptist Triquerie became a Conventual Franciscan. He was the chaplain and confessor of Poor Clare monasteries in three cities before he was arrested for refusing to take the oath. He and 13 diocesan priests were martyred in Laval on January 21, 1794. He was beatified in 1955.
- from Franciscan Media