Wednesday, July 13, 2016

The Litany of Hugh Hefner

In light of Hugh Hefner's claim that his spreading of sexual immorality helped to explain the selection of Trump by the GOP, a performance piece that I wrote back in 2006:

The Litany of Hugh Hefner (Except for the refrain, all of the following are actual news headlines)

Fort Bragg Soldiers Charged with Sex Crimes
Vero Beach man held in Internet sex case
Pella man gets probation for trying to entice teen online
Las Vegas basketball player back at school following arrest on sex charges
East Bay teacher faces sex charges
STD cases on the rise in teens
Norman Wilson Rape Trial Begins
What's behind today's epidemic of teacher-student sex?

Let us say: Thank you Hugh Hefner

Teacher hit with sex act charges
Officer accused of having sex with girl put on leave
Coach pleads guilty to rape of teen
Loosened Family Ties Haunt Baby Boomer Vanguard Reaching Age 60
Teen Accused of Sex Abuse
Sexual Diseases Hit Record High in Minnesota: Infection Rates in Suburbs, Among Young People Fuel Rise
Ohio syphilis cases up
Aiken man sought for sex crimes

Let us say: Thank you Hugh Hefner

Young adults stuck in 'Generation Me'
Chesterfield Teacher Accused Of Sex Crimes Will Go To Trial
Douglas man arrested for molestation of 5-year-old
Artificial sex partners to become available
Lubbock STD Rates Are Chronically High Especially In Teens
University Of Akron's RA Charged With Rape
Nurse Appears In Court On Molestation, Porn Charges

Let us say: Thank you Hugh Hefner

Man wanted in rape of 14-year-old arrested
Statistics Reveal Worrying Trend of Births Outside Marriage
Farrell, ex-girlfriend settle sex tape dispute
Watertown man accused of rape appeared in court
Killer of former wife indicted in sex case
Bernard T. Youngkin of Lindenwold faces charges of restraining and molesting an 18-year-old woman
Deputies arrest Traskwood man for alleged rape
Record number of STD infections in Knox County

Let us say: Thank you Hugh Hefner (2006)

Pax et bonum

1 comment:

Pat, Marcus & Alexis said...

Indeed, I don't know if his acts in debasing American society and reducing what was mysterious and beautiful into a mere animal body function explains Donald Trump, but the legacy of that ossified freak is a heavy one for him and everyone else to bear. At this point, quite frankly, its hard to even see a photo of him and his hanger ons with out feeling real pity. I suppose that, therefore, our best response would be to pray.

I would additionally note that the ossified freak is one of those individuals who expressed shock at the allegations against Bill Cosby, an individual who, in spite of his formerly clean image, use to hang out at the fetes at the ossified freak's dwelling. While I will not pre judge Cosby, I do find the expression of shock from that quarter to be rather lame, given what the institution he dedicated his life to building, and the objectification of women upon which it is solely built.