Saturday, October 25, 2025

Some Scifaiku, Horrorku, And Related Poetry



Creative Solution

A doctor from South Aldersgate,
when asked why he never does date,
said, "Dating’s a pain,
and so I’ll refrain.
Besides, I can make my own mate."

despite some warnings
he started the new device
and

dental mishap
vampire faces centuries
of just blood pudding

at his sentencing
vampire grows even paler -
life without parole

mining rights sold
the full moon becomes
only a crescent

Halloween costume -
werewolf considers options
but full moon decides

time travel mishap -
alternative history
no longer fiction

Clouds
shrouding
the full moon
will not stop the
wolf.


The
thirsting
grew until
sated by one
bite.


Last words

a
vulture
hungrily
circles above
me


New Colonist


she
quickly
learned that here
the spiders have
wings

in her last moment
she suddenly recognized
the werewolf's cologne.

Prolific Stephen King
can make horror out of anything.
His wife fears what he'd do
if he tried to barbecue.

apocalypse comes -
our final embrace will last
an eternity

through the rubble
a three-legged dog carries
a tibia

robot's Valentine
card bears the image of a
mechanical heart

supernova -
on some planet are wise ones
following its light?

Life form,
so alien
people run from it in
terror, is itself so aghast
it flees.

on the asteroid
slow dancing
in fading Earthlight

trying to recall
the species at the cantina -
pregnancy test

alien banquet -
host's toothy smile reveals bits
of missing crewman

two moons
rise above the
lunatic asylum
inspiring the Martian inmates
to howl

snow on snow on snow –
spring on the new colony
still two years away

the calculations
off by a decimal point -
debris field explained

researcher turns on
interdimensional door -
Who’s that knocking?

blind date takes
unexpected turn
her tattoos move

watching as the clone
learns to ride a bicycle -
sense of déjà vu


A doctor from South Aldersgate (limerick) Weird Tales August/September 2006

alien banquet - Random Planets 2019

apocalypse comes – Scifaikuest  AUG 2021 PRINT

at his sentencing - Scifaikuest November 2023

blind date takes - Scifaikuest November 2023 

Clouds shrouding (saturne) - Scifaikuest February 2023

Halloween costume (werewolf) – Scifaikuest online, February 2023

Last words (saturne) - Scifaikuest February 2023

“life form” (cinquain) in Scifaikuest May 2018

mining rights sold” Random Planets 2019

mining rights sold  Rochester Area Haiku Group 2020 Members’ Anthology

mirror with a painting (vampire teen) – Failed Haiku Volume 7 Issue 74 (February 2022)

New colonist (saturne) - Scifaikuest February 2023 

on the asteroid - Scifaikuest February 2019

researcher turns on - Scifaikuest November 2023

Robot’s valentine - Scifaikuest, February 2017

snow on snow on snow – Scifaikuest AUG 2021 ONLINE

Supernova - Scifaikuest – online – February 2017

the calculations Scifaikuest AUG 2021 ONLINE

The thirsting (saturne) - Scifaikuest February 2023 

through the rubble - Scifaikuest  AUG 2021 PRINT

time travel mishap – Scifaikuest online, February 2023

trying to recall - Skifaikuest February 2019 

     trying to recall – Failed Haiku Volume 7 Issue 74 (February 2022) 

two moons (cinquain) – Random Planets 2019

watching as the clone – Failed Haiku Volume 7 Issue 74 (February 2022) 


Pax et bonum

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