Silly quotes

Here's a few amusing quotations.

If flying I so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

I don't approve of political jokes. Too many of them get elected.

Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

I live in my own little world. But it's okay: They know me here.

Pax et bonum