Oh Joe ...

Former Vice President Joe Biden
watches Ukraine, the border, inflation, and his poll numbers slidin'.
With so much at stake
it's time for an ice cream break.

Former Vice President Joe Biden

often causes listeners' eyes to widen.

His most recent verbal fail

was his cringe-worthy dead dog tall tale.

Former Vice President Joe Biden has aides loudly play the Farewell Symphony of Haydn whenever reporters threaten to ask a tough question.

Older ones - 

Former Vice President Joe Biden
caused some Royal eyes to widen. 

His press people sighed, for from the start, 

they've been battling accusations he's just an old fart.

Former Vice President Joe Biden
is content to let gender definitions widen.
He has himself long used the trick
of identifying as a devout Roman Catholic.

The installation of Joe Biden 

was greeted with laughter from Sauron. 

Meanwhile, they giggled at Planned Parenthood, 

"Our financial prospects are looking good!"

The eyes of former Vice President Biden
suddenly began to widen.
"Wait, you mean now that they say I've won,
people actually expect me to get something done???"

Former Vice President Joe Biden
avoids mention of the works of John Dryden.
He fears voters thinking "it is all a cheat."
and claims that certain "people favor this deceit."

Pax et bonum