Thursday, September 30, 2021

Assisi Sunset (haiku)



Assisi sunset -
an exaltation of larks
welcome Francis home

(St. Francis died at sunset on October 3. Witnesses say that a flock - an exaltation - of larks gathered where he was dying and sang, even though larks are normally not about at that time of day. One of the most famous stories about him is his preaching to the birds.)

Pax et bonum

Hello Jerry ...





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Wednesday, September 29, 2021

The Devil


The devil 

bakes delicious 


spiritual


chocolate chip 


cookies, 


then puts


a tainted chip


in each cookie


to poison


our souls.


Pax et bonum

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

A Franciscan Legend


One day full of joy because he sensed God’s presence in all creation, Francis walked the streets of Assisi singing and inviting everyone to sing along with him.

Then he came upon an almond tree.

“Brother Almond,” he said, “speak to me of God.”

And the almond tree blossomed.

Pax et bonum

Bad Haiku Contest Winners


Years ago, I entered these as a group to a Bad Haiku Contest - and won!

Of course, the award for winning was basically the satisfaction (?) of winning. But it was fun.

Birthday shotgun

Clem’s birthday shotgun
provided the Christmas feast –
Rudolph’s final flight

Fruitcake

Aunt Ann’s old fruitcake
arrived for Christmas again
(no, not Uncle Ed)

Scurry Christmas

over the river
and through the woods we scurry –
in-laws still find us

What’s the poop?

Next year, Santa, please
along with your reindeer bring
a pooper scooper

Stale Cookies

finding stale cookies
Santa raids the cheapskate’s fridge –
ah, a pecan pie

Sleep?

folks in their beds with
visions of credit card bills
dancing in their heads

Gingerbread cookies

half-eaten cookie
clutched in Santa’s stiff fingers –
wicked witch cackles

Ned makes the naughty list

prone beneath the tree
an unconscious Santa Claus –
Ned’s booby trap worked

Beep … beep

Christmas morning Mass –
during Father’s homily
beeps from new game boys

Practical joke

practical joke with
Ex Lax explains why reindeer’s
nickname was “Dumper”.


Pax et bonum

Something to Chew On ( a rediscovered poem)


Something to chew on

I went to Mass this morning
sitting off to the side
in the back.

I looked down.

The kneeler was up.

Underneath the kneeler
was ...

... gum.

Not just one wad.
A gathering of gums.

White, peach, pink, red.

Gum on wood.
Gum on gum.
Gum on gum on gum.

I looked at the kneelers around me.
No gum.
Just this one.

Maybe this was the pew
a chewer
regularly occupied
slipping in
suddenly realizing she (or he?)
was still chewing
and not wanting to swallow
before Communion
discarded it here.

Maybe it was a kid
who thought it was cool
to stick it
to the Holy Man.

Maybe one chewer did it first
and with the taboo broken
subsequent chewers
just stuck with the practice.

Maybe they figured
that by sticking it there
they were hiding their transgressions.

Maybe there was no thought involved at all.

It crossed my mind that maybe
they should have used a tissue or paper
and not the bottom of the kneeler
and should have shown more respect
for God's house.

I could have been angry or upset
but today my mind
got stuck
on something else.

Being a chewer
of matters metaphorical
I thought of how many times
we come to Mass
chewing on
angers
resentments
jealousies
and suddenly remembering
Whom
we are about to receive
we try to discard
those things
to make us ready.

At the right time
I put the kneeler down
and knelt
on the padded top
knowing that beneath
was a foundation of things
someone hoped that someone else would not notice.

But the Janitor will notice.

Ah
another metaphor
to chew on.

Pax et bonum

Bad Haiku Friday


Years ago a fellow blogger - now sadly no longer blogging - created a fun activity: Bad Haiku Friday.

Every Friday, participants posted intentionally bad haiku. There was even a contest - that I won! I'll post those "winning" haiku later. But here are some of my other entries. 

a new credit card
a mall in driving distance -
bad combination

a trip to the mall
is one of the five pillars
of consumerism

leftover chili
with cheese on tortilla chips -
wife need never know

study hall lessons -
guitar for middle schoolers-
striking the right chord

my doctor prescribes
fewer sweets, more exercise -
why I avoid him

retirement plan if
Social Security fails -
lottery tickets.

Pax et bonum

40 Days Moon Haiku




40 Days for Life -
the moon keeps vigil with me
at Planned Parenthood

Pax et bonum

Sunday, September 26, 2021

Going Papal


During yesterdays'Rochester Chesterton Conference (The father leo Hetzler Conference), one of the speaker, Ted Janiszewski mentioned reading an encyclical by Pope Leo XIII. I neglected to write down the title of the encyclical he mentioned (regretfully). 

But it got me thinking.

I've mentioned previously that I wanted to up the quality of the works I'm reading - getting in more classics and theology.

What about encyclicals?

I have completely read a few over the years -

Pacem in Terris by Pope John XXIII
Humanae Vitae by Pope Paul VI
Evangelium Vitae by Pope John Paul II
Laudato Si Pope Francis I

I have read part of others, but not in their entirety. That's a shame. There are so many other important encyclicals that as a wannabe educated Catholic I should have read. 

So I went online and compiled a list based on ones cited frequently on lists of the most important or influential encyclicals, ones that I have not yet completely read.

Aeterni Patris by Pope Leo XIII
Humanum Genus (On Freemasonry) by Pope Leo XIII
Rerum Novarum by Pope Leo XIII
Providentissimus Deus by Pope Leo XIII
Pascendi Dominici Gregis by Pope Pius X
Quas Primas by Pope Pius XI
Casti Connubii, Pope Pius XI
Humani Generis by Pope Pius XII
Redemptor Hominis by Pope John Paul II
Veritatis Splendor by Pope John Paul II
Fides et Ratio by Pope John Paul II
Caritas in Veritate by Pope Benedict XVI
Deus Caritas Est by Pope Benedict XVI

That's quite a list. Fortunately, the texts of them are online.

Add some of them them to my "to-read" pile! 

Rerum Novarum by Pope Leo XIII is one I've always meant to read, so that will be the first.   

Pax et bonum

Rochester Chesterton Conference 2021


After a two-year covid pause, Rochester hosted its 17th Chesterton Conference - now called the Fr. Leo Hetzler Conference in honor of the late Chesterton scholar.

The conference drew an enthusiastic crowd to St. John the Evangelist Church - St. John Fisher College, which hosted the previous conferences was not available - heard about Poetry: Fruit of Christian Joy.



Lou Horvath provided the opening comments. and continuity


Ted Janiszewski discussed the poetry of the Psalms.


Jonathan Thorndike (introduced by Joseph Pearce) discussed Chaucer and The Canterbury Tales



Joseph Pearce talked about poems every Catholic should know. 


And then the conference concluded with a dramatic reading (led by Dale Ahlquist) of selections from Chesterton's The Ballad of the White Horse.


It was a typically delightful Chesterton conference, full of inspiration and laughter and ... Christian joy. 


Pax et bonum

Saturday, September 25, 2021

Reading - Part II


As I noted in a previous post, I'm getting close to my reading goal of 80 books for the year, but I'm also feeling the need to begin reading more challenging works.

I'm currently reading (as usual) multiple books: Resisting Throwaway Culture by Charles Camosy, From the Angel's Blackboard: The Best of Fulton J. Sheen, and Henry VI Part 1 by Shakespeare.

Good start

The "to read" pile includes

Henry VI Parts 2 and 3
Second Readings: Literary, Philosophical & Liturgical Essays by Father James V. Schall
The Ballad of the White Horse by G. K. Chesterton (with notes by Sharon K. Higby)
Lepanto by G. K. Chesterton, Edited by Dale Ahlquist
Chesterton in Black and White
The Jesus Prayer by Frederica Mathews-Green
Eberhard Arnold: A Testimony of Church Community from his Life and Writings
West-Running Brook by Robert Frost
The Secret of Father Brown by G. K, Chesterton

Gee, if I finish all those I'd pass my goal for the year! I suspect, though, that some of them will be read in installments (especially the essay collections) and will actually dribble into next year.

Priority will be given to the threee books I'm currently reading, and Henry VI Parts 2 and 3, The Jesus Prayer by Frederica Mathews-Green, Eberhard Arnold: A Testimony of Church Community from his Life and Writings, and West-Running Brook by Robert Frost.

Pax et bonum

Friday, September 24, 2021

Autumn Leaves Cinquain



The leaves
of autumn add
such beauty to these days,
but she adds beauty to my days
year round.

Pax et bonum

Pro-Choice Catholic Politicians





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Thursday, September 23, 2021

Autumn Cinquain



Autumn 
is the season 
to take stock and enjoy 
all the fruits of nature's year-long 
labors.

Pax et bonum

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Hochul Abortion Clerihew



Post-Roe, Governor Kathy Hochul 
wants to make abortion local. 
"If you live in a state that won't let you kill, 
come to New York where we have that skill."

Pax et bonum

Monday, September 20, 2021

Ancestry's At It Yet Again


I took one of those Ancestry DNA tests back in 2014, and Ancestry, as it gets more results from more people, keeps revising my results.

I just got the latest update.

Scotland - 57%
Ireland - 33% (with ties to Donegal)
England and Northwestern Europe - 10%.

The results in 2020 were:

Scotland - 54%
Ireland (with strong links to Donegal) - 29%
England and Northwestern Europe - 13%
Wales - 3%
Norway - 1%

So almost gone are the Viking roots. Those roots were stronger in earlier results. I even got Hispanic in one update. I miss those results.

These new results show even stronger Scottish and Irish roots. As for the English, my family tree includes some early English Puritan settlers. Yep, my family came over back in the early 1600's - at least according to my Father's family. (My mother was a Scottish immigrant.)

Pax et bonum

Sunday, September 19, 2021

Reading


As noted in a previous post, I'm up to 69 books read on the way to my goal of 80 for the year. Given my current rate, I will likely hit that 80 goal by early to mid November - if not sooner. And I may hit 90 or so for the year.

That is great, but one thing I'm realizing is that while I've been mixing light - mysteries especially - with heavier works, I'm feeling the need to go heavier. More classics and spiritually-oriented books. Not that I'll stop reading mysteries! (I'll avoid the Hallmark and Highlander-influenced puffy ones, though.)

Something else that I'm realizing is that many of the more contemporary books contain elements I don't like or don't think are healthy for me - or anyone else - to read. The books don't just portray immoral behavior, for example, they accept and celebrate such behavior. The classics had the good moral sense to note that if, for example, a character commits adultery, it's wrong, and there are consequences.

This really hit home the other day when I was looking at the library at some new essay collections. I like essays, and have read many such collections in the past.

But these collections strayed into and even rejoiced in questionable behavior. 

I put them back on to the shelves.

I've had to stop or at least reduce reading other kinds of works in the past. I used to read a lot of horror and science fiction, for example, but too much of contemporary horror and science fiction is too dark, graphic, and sexually explicit. I allowed my subscriptions to some magazines  to lapse, and now always check on the books before I read them.

Anyway, next year I'll still have some goals in mind - to finish reading all of Shakespeare's plays, for example - but won't set an overall number goal.

Pax et bonum

Jim Chee Clerihew



Officer Jim Chee studied the remains of a flea. Although respect for nature is part of his Navajo beliefs, he didn't appreciate this critter getting into his briefs.

Pax et bonum

Saturday, September 18, 2021

One of my favorite saints: Joseph of Cupertino




Saint Joseph of Cupertino

Joseph of Cupertino is most famous for levitating at prayer. Already as a child, Joseph showed a fondness for prayer. After a short career with the Capuchins, he joined the Conventual Franciscans. Following a brief assignment caring for the friary mule, Joseph began his studies for the priesthood. Though studies were very difficult for him, Joseph gained a great deal of knowledge from prayer. He was ordained in 1628.

Joseph’s tendency to levitate during prayer was sometimes a cross; some people came to see this much as they might have gone to a circus sideshow. Joseph’s gift led him to be humble, patient, and obedient, even though at times he was greatly tempted and felt forsaken by God. He fasted and wore iron chains for much of his life.

The friars transferred Joseph several times for his own good and for the good of the rest of the community. He was reported to and investigated by the Inquisition; the examiners exonerated him.

Joseph was canonized in 1767. In the investigation preceding the canonization, 70 incidents of levitation are recorded.

- From Franciscan Media

Pax et bonum

Thursday, September 16, 2021

Latest Reads: Three Mysteries


On the road to meeting my goal of reading at least 80 books this year I have reached 69 with three mysteries by favorite writers: The Dark Wind and  Listening Woman by Tony Hillerman, and Twice Buried by Steven Havill.

I find it interesting that both these authors are writing about the Southwest - the Arizona/New Mexico region. Rural and small town settings. Not an urban type, I guess!



The Hillerman books are typical Hillerman - good mysteries with interesting characters and liberal doses of Native American (primarily Navajo) culture and religion. The Dark Wind is all Jim Chee (who had been introduced in People of Darkness - which I have not yet read). His character is being developed in this book, and I see the beginnings of the traits I liked in the later books. Listening Woman is all Joe Leaphorn - a younger version of him than the character I'm familiar with from the later books.

Both good books.


I have read fewer of the Havill's book, but I still enjoy them, as I did this one. He offers interesting characters and good plots. Rather than doses of Native American elements, he offers interesting glimpses of Hispanic/Mexican culture. And It's fun to remember when he was my teacher in high school!

An enjoyable read. 

Given where Hillerman lived and Havill lives, and that they were both respected in mystery circles, I wonder if they ever met?

I will read more of both authors' works. For the next couple of books, however, I will be wandering off from mysteries.

Onward! 

Pax et bonum

Thursday, September 9, 2021

Songs Sung Biblical



Theme Songs for Bible Characters

Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"

Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"

Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"

Esther: "I Feel Pretty"

Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"

Moses: "The Wanderer"

Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"

Samson: "Hair"

Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"

Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

Joshua: "Good Vibrations"

Peter: "I'm Sorry"

Esau: "Born To Be Wild"

Jeremiah: "Take This Job and Shove It"

The Wise Men: "When You Wish Upon a Star"

Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"

Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"

Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"

Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"

Pax et bonum

Ways to Enjoy French Toast


Slowly and secretly
Without mustard
Naked
Listening to Edgar Winters’ “Frankenstein”
Only if
On the jungle gym
Dancing erratically
Thinking of dada
In translation
Holistically
With someone who speaks Swahili
Dryly
Nodding at a crying mime
Looking at her
Open eyed
Interminably
During the High Middle Ages
Reading Hungarian haiku
Yo-yoing
Watching midnight creature feature movies
Smiling at someone who doesn’t notice
During the American Revolution
Disturbingly
With toothpicks
While sipping mead
On every third Tuesday

Pax et bonum

Wednesday, September 8, 2021

Blessed Claudio Granzotto



Blessed Claudio Granzotto

Born in Santa Lucia del Piave near Venice, Claudio was the youngest of nine children and was accustomed to hard work in the fields. At the age of 9, he lost his father. Six years later, he was drafted into the Italian army, where he served more than three years.

His artistic abilities, especially in sculpture, led to studies at Venice’s Academy of Fine Arts, which awarded him a diploma with the highest marks in 1929. Even then he was especially interested in religious art. When Claudio entered the Friars Minor four years later, his parish priest wrote, “The Order is receiving not only an artist but a saint.” Prayer, charity to the poor, and artistic work characterized his life which was cut short by a brain tumor. He died on the feast of the Assumption, August 15, 1947, and was beatified in 1994. His liturgical feast is celebrated on March 23.

- From Franciscan Media


Pax et bonum

Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Saturday, September 4, 2021

Fatima Shrine



The Good-Looking-One and I made it back to the Fatima Shrine in Lewiston - it's been two years due to Covid.







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apocalypse day scifaiku



apocalypse day -
the frightened moon seeks shelter
behind mushroom clouds

Pax et bonum

Thursday, September 2, 2021

Blessed John Francis Burté and Companions


Blessed John Francis Burté and Companions

These priests were victims of the French Revolution. Though their martyrdom spans a period of several years, they stand together in the Church’s memory because they all gave their lives for the same principle. In 1791, the Civil Constitution of the Clergy required all priests to take an oath which amounted to a denial of the faith. Each of these men refused and was executed.

John Francis Burté became a Franciscan at 16 and after ordination taught theology to the young friars. Later he was guardian of the large Conventual friary in Paris until he was arrested and held in the convent of the Carmelites.

Appolinaris of Posat was born in 1739 in Switzerland. He joined the Capuchins and acquired a reputation as an excellent preacher, confessor, and instructor of clerics. Preparing for his assignment to the East as a missionary, he was in Paris studying Oriental languages when the French Revolution began. Refusing the oath, he was swiftly arrested and detained in the Carmelite convent.

Severin Girault, a member of the Third Order Regular, was a chaplain for a group of sisters in Paris. Imprisoned with the others, he was the first to die in the slaughter at the convent.

These three plus 182 others—including several bishops and many religious and diocesan priests—were massacred at the Carmelite house in Paris on September 2, 1792. They were beatified in 1926.

Born in 1737, John Baptist Triquerie became a Conventual Franciscan. He was the chaplain and confessor of Poor Clare monasteries in three cities before he was arrested for refusing to take the oath. He and 13 diocesan priests were martyred in Laval on January 21, 1794. He was beatified in 1955.

- from Franciscan Media


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