Years ago, I entered these as a group to a Bad Haiku Contest - and won!
Of course, the award for winning was basically the satisfaction (?) of winning. But it was fun.
Clem’s birthday shotgun
provided the Christmas feast –
Rudolph’s final flight
Fruitcake
Aunt Ann’s old fruitcake
arrived for Christmas again
(no, not Uncle Ed)
Scurry Christmas
over the river
and through the woods we scurry –
in-laws still find us
What’s the poop?
Next year, Santa, please
along with your reindeer bring
a pooper scooper
Stale Cookies
finding stale cookies
Santa raids the cheapskate’s fridge –
ah, a pecan pie
Sleep?
folks in their beds with
visions of credit card bills
dancing in their heads
Gingerbread cookies
half-eaten cookie
clutched in Santa’s stiff fingers –
wicked witch cackles
Ned makes the naughty list
prone beneath the tree
an unconscious Santa Claus –
Ned’s booby trap worked
Beep … beep
Christmas morning Mass –
during Father’s homily
beeps from new game boys
Practical joke
practical joke with
Ex Lax explains why reindeer’s
nickname was “Dumper”.
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