Bad Haiku Friday

Years ago a fellow blogger - now sadly no longer blogging - created a fun activity: Bad Haiku Friday.

Every Friday, participants posted intentionally bad haiku. There was even a contest - that I won! I'll post those "winning" haiku later. But here are some of my other entries. 

a new credit card
a mall in driving distance -
bad combination

a trip to the mall
is one of the five pillars
of consumerism

leftover chili
with cheese on tortilla chips -
wife need never know

study hall lessons -
guitar for middle schoolers-
striking the right chord

my doctor prescribes

fewer sweets, more exercise -

why I avoid him

retirement plan if

Social Security fails -

lottery tickets.

Pax et bonum