Nukes (an old song)

An old song of mine - to the tune of "My Bonnie"

I'm spending my days in the clinic,

my nights I am spending there too.

They tried every cure they can think of

now they tell me there's nothing to do.

Nukes. Nukes.

I got a bad dose of those nukes.

Nukes. Nukes. 

I got a bad dose of those nukes.

I worked seven years in the power plant,

I did everything I was told.

They asked me to clean up a small leak,

and you know since that day I have glowed.

Nukes. Nukes.

I got a bad dose of those nukes.

Nukes. Nukes. 

I got a bad dose of those nukes.

I trusted the owners to help me,

I signed all the forms they required,

They thanked me for my years of service,

but budget cuts meant I was fired.

Nukes. Nukes.

I got a bad dose of those nukes.

Nukes. Nukes. 

I got a bad dose of those nukes.

I once had a full set of choppers,

I once had a full head of hair.

But now when I eat I'm just gumming,

and the top of my head is now bare.

Nukes. Nukes.

I got a bad dose of those nukes.

Nukes. Nukes. 

I got a bad dose of those nukes.

Now I sit here with this bowl of soup,

the only food I can keep down.

Let me warn ya don't live near a nuke plant,

if there is one let's shut the thing down..

Nukes. Nukes.

I got a bad dose of those nukes.

Nukes. Nukes. 

I got a bad dose of those nukes.

Pax et bonum