Sigmund Gandhi - Private Social Worker

The only way they're going to get people to accept this "no cops" notion is to brainwash them the same way they get them to accept other odd/perverse ideas: Television shows and movies.

Imagine if there was a crime resolving (solving sounds too harsh) show called Sigmund Gandhi - Private Social Worker.

He's there for those who exceed societal norms.

Woman: "Oh, Sigmund Gandhi, Ted Dahmer is a vicious murdering, cannibalistic lunch-money-stealing psychopath - how are you going to get him to surrender?"

Gandhi: "Careful, now. That is a judgmental way to talk about this unfortunate person. You need to look at the root causes of this pain that causes all this anger in you."

Woman: "You may be right. He reminds me of my father."

Gandhi: "Explore your feelings about your father. Maybe burn some scented candles."

Woman: "Oh, thank you, Mr. Gandhi, I will do that. But what about Ted Dahmer?"

Gandhi: "I plan to sit with him, give him a lollipop, listen to and affirm his pain, and offer him alternative ways to own and express his feelings. But I warn you to stand back: There may be some hugging involved."

Pax et bonum